Meet Megan Killion, the Author

 Hi, I’m Megan Killion—fractional CRO, B2B tech sales strategist, and bestselling author with $550M+ in closed revenue under my belt. I write the way I work: unapologetically, intelligently, and always with a twist of wit.

Whether I’m helping MSPs scale with serious systems or publishing page-turners for the porcelain throne, my goal is the same: deliver real value, fast—and make it fun while I’m at it.

From no-BS sales frameworks to snarky bathroom reads, my books are built to inform, entertain, and challenge you to think differently.

 Smart. Short. Slightly ridiculous.

This imprint was born in the bathroom and raised on real talk. Whether it’s mom-fueled advice, eyebrow-raising trivia, or a solid dad joke mid-squat, Throne Room Reads are made for your mind’s most distracted moments.

Some are hilarious gag gifts. Others are sneakily educational micro-learning opportunities. All are unapologetically human.

Featured Titles:

• The Queen’s Decrees — Life advice from badass women, moms, and matriarchs everywhere.
   
• Run Like a Girl — Real stories of women who ran: from danger, toward power, and through history.
   

Coming Soon:

• The Dad Joke Digest — Groan-worthy comedy for the king of the can.
   
• Fast Facts & Mostly Useless Trivia — Unhinged trivia you never knew you needed.
   
• The Throne Room Survival Guide — A snarky how-to for adulting.
   
• Girl Talk: Bathroom Stall Confessions, Crown Adjustments, and the Hard Truths Every Princess Needs — Unfiltered honesty, sisterhood, and empowerment—served with sarcasm and soul.
   
• Castles, Cannonballs, and Chamber Pots — A quirky, bathroom-sized history of St. Augustine you didn’t know you were missing.
   

📚 Perfect for gift-givers, scroll-avoiders, and curious minds with short attention spans.

 Built for founder-led MSPs ready to sell smarter, not harder.

This series is your tactical guide to mastering sales without sounding like a robot. Created specifically for Managed Service Providers, the MSP Sales Playbook series helps technical teams and founders build repeatable systems for consistent revenue—without relying on outdated scripts or bro-y tactics.

Featured Titles:

• MSP Sales Playbook — The foundational guide for closing more deals. Learn how to define your ICP, navigate objections, and create a real sales process—infused with sass and strategy.
   
• MSP Sales Playbook 2.0 (Coming Soon) — DISC-based selling strategies for technical teams who need to connect like humans, not hard drives.
   

🛠️ It’s sales—written for people who hate sales.

 Beyond sales—growth systems for scaling MSPs sustainably.

This series goes beyond closing deals. It’s about building a smarter, faster, and more ethical MSP from the inside out. These upcoming titles focus on AI, marketing, cybersecurity, and systems thinking—all designed to help small MSPs grow without losing their soul (or sanity).

Coming Soon:

• Scaling Smarter — A tactical AI implementation guide for MSPs. Learn how to boost internal efficiency, improve client experience, and stay ethical in the age of automation.
   
• The MSP Marketing Blueprint — A no-fluff marketing guide for MSPs with tiny (or nonexistent) teams.
   
• Building the Future Securely — A cybersecurity-first approach to MSP growth, compliance, and differentiation in a crowded market.
   

📈 Think bigger than sales. Think growth engine.